What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:09
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?
So they tried
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
What's your review of the movie Poor Things?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Have you been arrested or investigated?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Then came..
What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What was your first gay male experience?
Just Forget it!
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No, not a chance